Jesus is Living in Florida? – Pt. II

So, the other day, I wrote a post about José Luis De Jesus Miranda, or “The Man Christ Jesus.”

I did a Google search on him and saw a link that just struck me as strangely funny. When I clicked it to get to his site, you see the page below:

contactjesusinflorida

It’s almost surreal seeing “The Man Christ Jesus” and an address you can use to send fan mail to in Florida. Heck, you can even pick up the phone, apparently, and give Jesus a call. If you want to send him an email or have email questions, you can do that to. It’s a shame that Jesus isn’t more accessible, though. He only gives a P.O. Box. Not sure why he doesn’t want to reveal his street address.

You know, I think I have a question I’d like to send to him: who were his parents? Jesus of Nazareth’s Father was God. Who was Miranda’s father? Actually, I have more questions: where are the wounds from his crucifixion? Don’t see those anywhere.

Oh yeah, one last question: I can’t seem to find the reference to Puerto Rico as Jesus’ first or second birthplace. The only thing I can find is that Jesus was born, in a manager, in Bethlehem. That was foretold. But no mention of Puerto Rico. Strange.

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I am a born-again Christian who believes the Bible to be the inspired Word of God, the final authority for faith and life, inerrant in the original writings, infallible and God-breathed. I am a husband, father and stepfather who eagerly waits for the return of Jesus, the Meshiach Nagid.
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2 Responses to Jesus is Living in Florida? – Pt. II

  1. willoh says:

    This guy could have walked here from puerto rico I still won’t buy into it. I know sin is sin, not one is worse than the other, but this guy needs some sort of award. Let’s crucify him and check back in about a week. Oh, I know we can’t even think like that. Too bad.

    • Joe says:

      Oh Willoh … I think that is one of the best tests yet. You know, I’ve been going back and forth with this thing. Should I even bother posting and taking pot shots at him? But then I think: you know what? This guy is an enemy of God. David in his day had really harsh things to say to the enemies of God. We have to stand up to evil, especially a viral evil such as this that leads many people astray. His followers we should have pity on and try to reach them somehow. But this guy … well, no one is beyond the reach of God, but I shudder to think what awaits him on Judgment Day.

      Joe.

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